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Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
—John I, KJV
Every "good" scientific theory is a prohibition: it forbids certain things to happen. The more a theory forbids, the better it is.
—Karl Popper

Hysteria & Hysterians


hysterikos—suffering in the womb, hysterical

Hysteria, as I use it on this site and in discussions of Tarot, is more than just the plentiful supply of bad history or antihistory that so characterizes the popular misunderstanding of Tarot. Nor is it summed up by that often mysterious and fanatic faith of Tarotic true believers concerning what this bad history is supposed to signify. The Greek root given above refers to the point—for Tarot, until the present time, has been suffering in the womb, both in the sense of being unable to get properly born, as well as in the sense of what the Greeks really meant of course, that Tarot has also been the victim of an afflicted clan of hysterical people, composed of numerous genders and agendas, but all suffering from the same malady—an interminable case of PMS (Putative Mythological Syndrome).

Nor is this problem of bad history only confined to the narratives of what are obviously bad historians—or hysterians—that is those occultists who clearly never had any interest or motivation to discover or report the facts of Tarot. Another way of saying this is that their motive (or mania) was clearly opposed to the accurate reporting of the facts, and that motive of dishonesty continues to inspire the writers and creators of what is sometimes known as pomotarot—that is the egalitarian (so anti-occultist) and anti-rationalist Tarot that has devolved as the 20th century frantically downsized all pearls
1 to Purina pig chow.2 What is truly strange about the Final Days struggles of Tarot, is that even supposedly respectable and rational writers, such as Michael Dummett, have taken their turns carving up (and sometimes deleting) the facts to make them serve personal agendas.

The links below will take you to more information about the history of Tarot, and much more about the many hysteries of Tarot.

1—See, the fact that you don't get this allusion is part of the problem. The Bible warns us against casting our pearls (of wisdom) before swine, because they won't understand what the pearls are and will trample them and then turn on you for casting rocks at them and will tear you to pieces. Happily, in the Final Days, our merchants have determined that so long as you don't burden the swine with too many notes, and you don't waste your time and money actually supplying them with REAL pearls—plastic ones do just fine thanks—they'll gobble them up like popcorn and candy, and won't turn about and attack you but will instead meekly and weekly ask you for another sir. Thus the already bad history of the occultists, which did at least have some low-grade (but often complex) mythological value, is dumbed down nearly to death, hallmark-carded with fluffy illustations and newage affirmations backed up by one of several pomotarot myths claimed as better-than-historical justification for the whole enterprise, and of course your payment.
2—Happily distributed to all little piggies by organizations such as Stuart Kaplan's US Games.

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Hysteria Links
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An explanation of one of the most important influences affecting the development of occult Tarot, which is first and foremost Egyptomanical Tarot, or simply Egyptian Tarot. Truly an ancient tradition (of fake histories and bogus hieroglyphic allegories), and as mysterious and complex as the pomotarotic descendents of it are banal and goofy.
The von Däniken Effect If you don't know the name Erich von Däniken, you undoubtedly have heard of his infamous The Chariots of the Gods series of books and television shows. Though von Däniken's claims have been repeatedly and convincingly debunked and in fact in a most humiliating way for poor Erich, the public's tiny attention span for facts, its thirst for myth, and its enduring affection for mythologers (even ones falsely claiming to be scientific), continues to support the von Däniken franchise. What has this got to do with Tarot? Well, think about it. Really, you can think in Tarot. It's allowed.
Joseph Campbell's Big Tarot Adventure A long time ago, in a place called Californication, there lived a fellow named Richard Roberts. You probably don't know his name, his interest in Tarot has waned over the decades and he no longer writes about the subject, but he was one of the Bay Area Ancient Ones—one of the 1960's-70's pomos, who helped to make Tarot what it is (and what it isn't) today. He and his buddy Joseph Campbell (who subsequently inspired a fellow named George Lucas to make something called Star Wars), wrote a very influential tarotbook back in 1979 called Tarot Revelations. In it Campbell, who had never had much interest in Tarot before, had a Court-de-Gébelin-esque epiphany, and instantly recognized the true nature of the cards. Sure, Joe, sure you did.
POstMOdern Tarot What is pomotarot? And what exactly is postmodern about it? Or Tarotic about it? Does the leftist (and YAMMISH) intellectual tendency to truthize via initiations into nearly indecipherable elitist jargons really have a place in Tarot? Hmm...ever heard of occult Tarot? But equally of interest, does the postmodern political vision of an anti-elitist, and so anti-occultist and anti-rationalist, community of empowered feelers, really have a place in Tarot? Finally, isn't postmodernism a dead horse anyway? So why beat it? Let's come up with a new piece of jargon to describe Last Days witless Tarot!
Michael Dummett's Inquisition Who is Michael Dummett and what's he got against the lamebrained majority of people who just want to smoke their anti-traditional hope-dope without "one of the most important philosophers of the 20th century" butting in to whine about their lack of logic and good manners. But when Sir Micky decided that the Tarotiers had not only continued the Ancient-of-Days tradition of being damned stupid, BUT had committed the mortal sin of trying to steal a card game from gamblers!!—he wasn't going to sit still for it. Intolerant as always, he launched what has now become the most important (and most absurd) attack against the rights of people to be ridiculous—with a pack of fucking playing cards for Christ's sake!! Uh-oh, did I say Christ's sake? Micky wouldn't like me saying that. You'll find out why when you click the link over there.
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